Yours jokes
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Memes
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.