Yours jokes
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Your mom is so fat that she cannot look at her feet when taking a shower.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
How do you know when German people break into your house? When you can not find your bed.
What is your summer name? Hot.
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your new stepfather."
I'll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", and then put you in the oven for the bitch and me!
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
I was camping with my buddy, and there was a fire. We were roasting marshmallows, and there was a vine. I tripped on it and went penis first into the fire, and I said, "Well, there goes your children, stupid ass!"
Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?
Who you might ask...
YOUR ASS CHEEKS!
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!