Yours jokes

Knock, knock.

Your mom.

If a simp is staring at you, cover your mouth (they'll stop looking).

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Build your ex a fire, and they're warm for a day.

Set your ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence.

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."

Orphan: Starts crying.

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.

Friend: I must order more nuts.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.

Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?

You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."

Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.