Yours jokes
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.