Yours jokes
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs in a place worse than a zoo.
You're so fat, when you jumped, the whole planet wiggled.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your presence, my love, Every moment feels new.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your laughter's melody, Makes my world anew.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.