Yours jokes
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Memes
Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
"Giggety, giggety." Lois, give me your titties.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
If your dad didn't bring the milk, what are you dipping your cookies in?
I found your parent!
You're just big and good.