Yours jokes
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
How do you make Prince Andrew sad? You tell him you're over 16.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
You're just big and good.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
I thought you were just raising your eyebrow, but I checked the x-ray, and your skull shifted 128 degrees to the right.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!