Yours jokes

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.

Prince/Lord Tallie: Leave Gwen alone for once! By the way, you are an idiot!

Gwen: The Prince! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE TOTALLY DEAD, AND SO I STARTED DATING TANNER! But don't worry, I'll break up with him immediately!

Prince/Lord Tallie: Oh, don't worry, I love it! By the way, can't we do our late-night talk? My Wi-Fi comes out just before we can! I love you even more! 😘

Gwen: Oh, thanks! I thought you would hate me! And yes, we don't have to chat at night, but the days are going to be choppy. I love you!

Tanner: Fuck off.

Kenya Bailey: Excuse me?

Gwen: Tanner, it was all my fault, I shouldn't have tried to date you so fast, and did you see the talk about the boring jokes?

Zre: Who the hell is Tanner?

Ha: Wait a second, he's your boyfriend!

Kenya Bailey: Okay guys, let's not get into your business, okay! Let's see funny jokes.

Ha: Yes, you're right.

Zre: Ok.

Zre: Still, who the hell is Tanner! But hey, this is your toddler's toy! Even though I thought I was a prince.

Gwen: I thought Prince was dead, so I started dating Tanner, then I realized Prince was alive.

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

Where was your mom last night? In the man club?

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

I was once caught doing it with a 16 year old in my bedroom. Boy, was my wife mad. She yelled "HOW CAN YOU F*** OUR DAUGHTER?!". Haha, yeah, she was mad.

Anyways, that's why your mother and I are getting a divorce, Timmy.

You're losing all your friends, but never any calories.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.