Yours jokes
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.
Your momma so slutty, she got banned from Heavy-R.
Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.
Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.