Yours jokes
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Extended warranty-
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Hey, I met you like way way back, just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
There was a guy who got his whole left side shot off.
When he was at the hospital and he woke up, he asked the doctor if he was okay.
The doctor said, "You're all right now."
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
"Daveon, stop screaming for help because I broke your kneecaps!"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
"One man's trash is another man's treasure."
It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.