Yours jokes
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.
You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you follow?
Me: Leads a marching parade off the Golden Gate Bridge.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?