Yours jokes
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.
lol so true
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
What did President Ford say when he met Betty?
"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"