Yours jokes
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Memes
new years be like in my house
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Just ask your dad.