Yours jokes

Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

A king ordered to execute a gay man.

The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!