Yours jokes

1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!

Just ask your dad.

If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Your mum is so fat, when I was driving I had to swerve to avoid [her]. By the time I had finished, I had ran out of gas.

You're sponsoring eBay with your hairline.

You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.

What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?

A pap smear.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.

U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."

At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."

Your hairline is built like a license plate.