Yours jokes
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
Your hairline is so back down, it is in your neck.
One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"
The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"
The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Your hairline is like the McDonald's logo. It's forming a perfect M.
Take a few steps back like your hairline.
How can you tell what kind of emo you are?
By how deep the cuts are on your forearm.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
You're so boring that you make war veterans die quicker, and yet they're still on life support.
Is it just me or is your personality fake as well? Can't tell because everything about you is.
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
They say people can have a sharp mind. Yours is like a dull knitting needle.
Your mama is so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
"Where did you learn to do bookkeeping?"
"Yale."
"And what was your name again?"
"Yackson."
Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
Halloween. The day we celebrate your face.