Yours jokes
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Did you get your phone from the desert? No wonder why your texts are always so dry.
I like...
Wendy's.
"Wendeez nuts in your mouth."
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
New degree plans announced by Cornell University:
- Frat Studies, includes classes in acquiring ketamine and arranging threesomes with your homeboy and some random girl.
- Sorority Studies, includes classes in oral sex, binge drinking, and bullshitting after the fact.
- Consent Theory, teaches the new generation that "Yes" means "No" and your problems can all be solved by regretting your own poor decision-making (the shop's still open btw).
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.
3, 4, better lock your door.
5, 6, grab a crucifix.
7, 8, stay up late.
9, 10, never sleep again.
I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Evan, me and your mom are done with you.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.