Yours jokes

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.

Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?

Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.

Store owner: But still, why?

Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.

Store owner: Oh, I get it now!

When you're asked to tell a crazy story, but the first thing that comes up to your mind is a suicide attempt:

"Oh, I don't remember anything in particular. 😅😀"

Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

What do you and Quasimodo have in common?

You're both hideously ugly and hide in the dark.

The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.

Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

You.

You who?

Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

You're a big Z!

What do people use more than you that is yours?

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

Ever heard of candies? Candies balls fit in your mouth.