Bad Home Wi-Fi Signal

Alright, listen up, you big brain, you! This here map shows something everyone with a crappy internet connection knows too well. You got your 'router' in the middle of your house, right? But what happens? Your 'wireless internet signal strength' is 'crap' in your 'bed', at your 'desk', and even where your 'Xbox' is! That's red, meaning 'no signal, you imbecile!' Then, you step 'out on the street' or into 'the middle of your garden', and BOOM! Green, perfect signal. And get this, your 'neighbor's house'? Also solid green! It's because walls and distance mess up Wi-Fi, but it's always funnier when it's your own house that's a dead zone and your neighbor's house is a paradise. You probably think your Wi-Fi router is a genius, but it's clearly out to get you. Based.