Yours jokes
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
Your face.