Yours jokes
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your mum has balls.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.