Yours jokes
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
There is no meme, Whip out your cock
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Deku: Hey, Todoroki?
Shoto: Wht?
Deku: I just found out on the news that your dad froze to death. Do you know who did it?
Shoto: :)
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom's so fat, she don't need to be worldwide, she already is.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!