Yours jokes
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Your mom's hot.
Hollow Knight Meme
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Wanna hear a joooooooke?
Your life.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.