Yours jokes

You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."