Yours jokes

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.

You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.

Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.

Girlfriend's ex: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”

Patient: “Give me the good news first.”

Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”

Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”

Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.