Yours jokes
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Your mum has balls.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
A man wakes up and asks his wife, “Are you okay? You were cursing me all night in your sleep.” The wife replies, “Who says I was sleeping?”
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Kid: But, Mom, I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND CLEAN MY ROOM! YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!