Yours jokes
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
Like if its true
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mother!
Mother who?
It's your mother.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"