Yours jokes
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
You're more uglier.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke, but it would probably go over your head.
The Twin Towers: No, it won’t.
When your plane heads for New York...