Yours jokes

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!

Notice on a shoe repair shop: I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.

At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?

You know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help!

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

You're so fat that you broke Thanos's snap!