Yours jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him what's wrong, where are your parents? They paused and looked at me funny... GOD I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.