Yours jokes
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Your life can't be a joke; a joke has meaning.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?