Yours jokes

How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?

Act like a nut.

If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.

When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:

You're so ugly that I choked and died.

"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If you woodchuck on the world with that, you have a really deep in, and he says goodbye. When he says goodbye, you're like, "if you."

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Go up to someone and say, "I'm sorry for your loss," and see what they do.

Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

"You is so black your mama fainted."

If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?

Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.

When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*