Yours jokes
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
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When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
My gf/bf said: "I'm dating your uncle!" You cry and you look under your bed and your uncle says: "Damn."
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Kid: Which were me, are your parents?
Orphan: What are parents?
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You're so fat that you cause your heart to have panic attacks.
SCP-1540 transforms in-front of a d-class:
D-class: Whoa dude, you’re a wolf!
SCP-1540: A am a were.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.