Yours jokes
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Memes
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
You're more uglier.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
POV: Your mum is a bomber.
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.