Yours jokes
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
You fighting? More like you're dying!
Your mom gay.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me." "What was your first impression on him?" "I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is. The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.