Yours jokes

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus,

"Please send me a sibling!"

Santa Claus wrote him back and said, "Okay, send me your mother!"

If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Sister: You're so stupid.

Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!

Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!

Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.

I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.

If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.