Yours jokes
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Your mom.
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.