Yours jokes
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Your dad is so f**king fat that when he bends over and comes back up, it's the next day.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Hookers are like drive-thrus; you tell them what you want, pay for your stuff, and leave.
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
I was walking down the street and saw a kid and I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents at first."
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
Your mom is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Your forehead is so big your inner thoughts echo.