Yours jokes
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)