Yours jokes

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.

But you know you live alone.

What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?

Your hairline.

"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"

"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."

At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.

Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.

Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.

"Knock, knock."

"Orphan: Who's there?"

"Not your parents."