Yours jokes
Your mom's so fat, she doesn’t need internet, she’s already world wide.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,
The present: Laundry.
*gunshot*
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.