Yours jokes
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
Everyone, take off your pride flags; it's already a new month.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" đ
Your mom is so poor, she buys used food.
Memes
What's the motto for a pizza place that's also an abortion clinic: Your loss is our sauce.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Like if you're voting Trump 2024! WOOOOO!
An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.
Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
I got a call from NASA. Theyâve reached your hairline.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
When you are f***ing your girlfriend and then she tells you that you f**k like your guys' dad.
Then you f**k your mom and she says the same thing.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, youâve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. Itâs driving me nuts."