Yours jokes
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
Your face is a joke.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
You're so awesome that the word 'awesome' demanded its title back!
if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
What's your religion?
You're so cool that celebrities take pictures of you.
You're so brilliant and bright that the Sun wears sunglasses when you're near!
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.