Yours jokes
Here are 20 jokes for you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!
How does a bee style its hair? With a honeycomb!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be bagels!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer!
I hope these jokes brought a smile to your face! Let me know if you'd like to hear more.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but unfortunately, they don’t let you bring your own snacks.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.
He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.
The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.
On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."