Yours jokes
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
Are you a dog because you're a fucking bitch?
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
I thought a waitress said to me, "You're good looking." In fact, she was asking if I'd like some pudding.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Your forehead and your hairline must be friends, because they go way back!