Yours jokes

If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

CIA: Where's your head at?

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!

I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.

Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.

Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.