Yours jokes
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
The first child, Daisy, asks her mother why she is named Daisy. The mother said, "That's because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
The second child, Raindrop, asked why he is named Raindrop, and the mother said, "That's because a drop of rain fell on your head when you were born."
Then the third child, Cinderblock, said, "fxg,kxf dsdsvtg,hjer,btjh,rbtsvikvsdtxde43f."
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.