Yours jokes

You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

What do people use more than you that is yours?

What's your mom on?

Deez nuts!

Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.

I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!

Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.