Yours jokes

You're so poor that you can't pay for a public school.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

Why can't New York City play chess?

Because they lost 2 towers!

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

How fast is the speed of sex?

68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

Why'd the Titanic sink? Because your mom was still on it!