Yours jokes

A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Why did my foot cross the road?

Because your ass was on the other side.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.

Jake: Can I go outside?

Mom: Did you clean your room?

Jake: No.

Mom: Then f*ck no.

Jake: Alright, bet.

(Brother named No)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

How do you get away with rape and incest in California?

Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.