Yours jokes

Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.

Yeah, your legs.

What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?

"Gene-ious!"

Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.

What do my cock and money have in common?

Your mom.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Your (DYM 31).

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:

*looks at toaster*

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father!"

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.