Wedding Annoyances and Funeral Comebacks

  • "I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

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  • Explanation

  • The joke plays on the dark humor of death and marriage. It starts with the annoying experience at weddings where an old lady comments β€œYou're next” and escalates to a dark humorous comeback at funerals, turning the old lady's phrase back on her.

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  • Comments (22)

  • I saw this meme today XD

    Thats fucked up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    I'm speachless.

    My sis said "i thought you said youre neck"XDDD

    i sucked my dads cock no actully

    hi SEXY wanna talk?

    I loved this joke I guess I’m dark

    Daaaaaamn XD

    hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

    Maddening Nuthatch

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