Wedding Annoyances and Funeral Comebacks

"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"

Categories

  • Funeral
  • Old Lady
  • Morbidity
  • Old
  • Ear
  • Hate

Explanation

The joke plays on the dark humor of death and marriage. It starts with the annoying experience at weddings where an old lady comments β€œYou're next” and escalates to a dark humorous comeback at funerals, turning the old lady's phrase back on her.

Comments (22)

I saw this meme today XD

Thats fucked up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I'm speachless.

My sis said "i thought you said youre neck"XDDD

i sucked my dads cock no actully

hi SEXY wanna talk?

I loved this joke I guess I’m dark

Daaaaaamn XD

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