You're jokes

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Banker: I have the right to take your money!

Me: Check my name.

Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?

Banker: *realizes*

Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"

What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?

A shower ma! (shawarma)

Your uncle Jack is stuck on a horse.

Would you help your uncle "Jack" off the horse?

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,

"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"

What did the funny bone say to the skin?

"You're not humerus, I am!"

I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.

In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:

"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."

(Pause)

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."

"Jeff who?"

"Bezos."

Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

I was doin' your mom, yes yours!

Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.