You're jokes
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?
Because I burnt it down!
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?