You're jokes
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
You're so hot!
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.