You're jokes

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

Your dad left you because he went for milk.

*1,000,000 years later*

Her: Dad come back!

Him: FBI open up!

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.

I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.

L

Best thing ever right here.

So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"

Why are orphans afraid of your orphanage?

Because I burnt it down!

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

What is your favorite name?

What is your name?

Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.