You're jokes
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
Your mom is a joke.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time it was sung... the line “fire away” caused massive confusion and shooting!
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"
Memes
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.
The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."
"You should tell your parents," I replied back.
The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.
Your mom.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.