You're jokes
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was Mount Chiliad.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your mom!
You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...