You're jokes
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.
"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."
Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.
The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.
The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Friend: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Friend: Your life.
Me: Ahhh, I wish!
*jumps off building*
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
You should know it's important to wash your sex toys. That's why priests invented baptism.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)