You're jokes
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your hairline goes back to China.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
You're an orphan.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"