You're jokes
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite time of day?
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Memes
How was your day, Freshfry?
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
your (DYM 51)
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
If I were a judge and gave you a sentence, I would sentence you to life for your looks.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!