You're jokes
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, she farted in bed and blew the covers off.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Yours!
Your mom.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your dad left you because he went for milk.
*1,000,000 years later*
Her: Dad come back!
Him: FBI open up!
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
Did you adopt your dog?
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!