You're jokes
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.
FUCKING MENT
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
Your mum gay.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
When your cousin who has a lisp died from the impostor in Among Us,
"THE IMPASTA KILLED MEH!"
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.