You're jokes
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
Your hairline is so far back it became a case.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your own life, hah!
You're mum.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?
Jm: Excujjimi?
Jk: No offense, Jim.
Jm: Yah, call me hyung!
Jk: But I'm bigger.
Jm: I'm older!
Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.
Jm:......
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer.
Your family is so cheap that they won't even pay for the child support to keep you.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.