You're jokes
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
Like if you're gay.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Your momma is so fat, the whole Earth falls down to 100,000,000 ft.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"