You're jokes
Best part about being an orphan?
Not spending 1h30 at the table every night with your dad yelling, "What's 2*3?!!" And you crying, "I don't know!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
Memes
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
5+2 = 7
But 4+3 also = 7
So take your own path.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
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