You're jokes
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
You're so poor, you only got 2 jokes.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?
Son: Dad, please don't.
Dad: Exactly.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling.
The cashier says, "If you can grab it, your meal's free!"
The man then said, "Nah, the stakes are too high."
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(