You're jokes
Your mom is so fat, it takes a year to turn around.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
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Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!