You're jokes

Dad: What did your older brother say before he lost his virginity?

Son: Dad, please don't.

Dad: Exactly.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.

Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!

Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!

Kariah: That's sad!

You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.

Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.

This will happen in your future, though, now because you're mean.

What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"

How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

Why does your mom hate you?

Because you are a loser.

You have Chinged your last Chong.

The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"

I replied, "As soon as possible!"

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!