You're jokes
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Who is your mum?
An emo.
You're so skinny you use floss to wipe your butt.
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
What's big and round?
Mine and not yours.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tank." "Tank who?" "You're welcome!"
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.
Yo, Buster, I hope I am not busting your bubble.
You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.