You're jokes
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
You're so fat that when you stepped on a scale, it said, "To be continued..."
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Memes
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"