You're jokes
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What sound does an Indian make when you're trying to fuck it? ieieieie.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.