You're jokes
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
Your nan's gay.
Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's Sketchers light up.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Don't you get it? You're the joke, dumbass!
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Hi, I did not get your walk.