You're jokes
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
Q: What do you call a tsunami?
A: Your mom's water breaking.
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
"Dick, you're fired."
"I'd buy that for a dollar."
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
Your AMAMA.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What's your mom on?
Deez nuts!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!