You're jokes

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In your eyes' reflection, My dreams come true.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

As soon as I saw your mom, my Premature Ejaculation went off.

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

What is the best time to eat dinner?

When you're hungry.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.