You're jokes
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
Putin: You came from the West and showered me with gifts.
Trump: And your prostitutes, they showered me with piss.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
Memes
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Where's your off button?
"There is no way you can fit in there."
"Says who?"
"Your mom."
"When?"
"Last night."
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!