You're jokes
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.
Older boy: UNO reverse card!
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.
Your mom is so fat that when she saw Moby Dick, she said, "We are family... even though you're bigger than me."
CIA: Where's your head at?
JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."