You're jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
lol so true
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.
You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.
I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Your mother is so fat, she actually went on a diet and started exercising, and I hear she's doing quite well now.
What wastes your money as you earn it?
Women.