You're jokes

Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?

Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.

I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.

If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.

You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.

Your forehead’s so big it got sponsored by GAP.

Your hairline's so far back, even Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back; it went all the way there itself.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

I'm not saying you're annoying.

But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.

Take a few steps back like your hairline.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.

One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."

"How many men does your wife have?"

You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.

Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.

What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

I said, "Are you half left or half right?"

"Neither! In-between."

"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"

I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.

(Male fantasy)

Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.