You're jokes
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What happens if a cashew falls down your shirt?
It becomes a chestnut.
Question and answer 🙄
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul.
You're like a cat, all you do is eat and sleep.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
When your mom says it will all be ok if you just......... *there is blood on the floor*
When you say, "I wish I could cut off these bumps on my neck." (Your mom walking to you with a knife.)
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
The average Irish person consumes 131.1 litres of beer, almost as much as your mum at night.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
your (DYM 38)
Your (DYM 43).
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!