You're jokes
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Memes
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Just ask your dad.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The amputee: -_-
If you think your life is bad, then people are discussing the gender of Mr. Potato Head.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!