You're jokes
When you wear a big hat and your butt starts to splat diarrhea!
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
If you're looking at this, then look behind you!
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
What's the difference between you and your sister?
Your dad.