You're jokes

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.

Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Utah.

Utah who?

You're talking to me.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.

How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.

Your hairline goes back to the first century.