You're jokes
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
Dear Gwen,
Gwen, when I said sorry, I meant that as a sarcastic "why" and point of view!
TBH, you make me sick as a dog! Also, you're so annoying; stop holding that anger in. BTW, I AM A SPECIAL CHILD!
BTW, I am 6 years old BTW!
Please comment good or not! Irdc!
"I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, 'You're next.' So I started doing the same to them at funerals, 'You're next.'"
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
A father of a young girl comes to meet the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried!
What is the best time to eat dinner?
When you're hungry.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.
When you're mean to the quiet kid in your class and he kills everyone, good times.
The other day, me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts. I was wearing a black top; she was wearing a stripy top. We were arguing about who was more creative when she asked me to prove that I am. I just said, "You buy your stripes, I make mine."