You're jokes
You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
If you're feeling numb, use your thumb.
Oh, you're jealous now.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.
"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."
A letter to all Math:
Dear Math,
Grow up and solve your own problems!
2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Your family in a nutshell.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
What do you say when your brother has too many jeans?
"Gene-ious!"
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.