You're jokes
When I was at work, I saw this kid crying. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working in an orphanage.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Your mum's foreheads.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Why can't a homeless person be seen around your wife?
Because she'll ask for her cardboard box! Ahahah.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.